Audiobooks by J. Daniel Sawyer

Business 101: The Every Day Novelist Book 1

Writers face a world of infinite possibility--and hard decisions. To navigate the publishing world, you must understand business and money from the point of view as a businessperson, not an employee. J. Daniel Sawyer, longtime businessman, educator, and author of over twenty books guides you through the transition from thinking like an employee to thinking like an entrepreneur, and gives you the tools you need to make informed decisions about how to grow your fiction writing from a hobby to a life-sustaining career.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), Dan Sawyer (Narrator)

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Becoming an Every Day Novelist: Thirty Days from Idea to Publication

Think you can't write a great novel in a month? Think again. Most of the best novels in history were written in a month or less. Professionals do it all the time. And with Becoming and Every Day Novelist, so can you. Prolific author J. Daniel Sawyer walks you through the process in this lively and fun day-by-day guide to going from blank page to a publication-ready novel...and doing it every month.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), Dan Sawyer (Narrator)

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Tales of a Lombard Alchemist

High in the desert, between the mountains out west, up where the ground throbs from the nuclear test detonations, the casinos still glitter, drawing people from the far reaches of the world. They come here to try their luck, to take a chance, to have the adventures they wouldn't write home about. In this other-world, the desert offers one last hope for the penniless, the luckless, the loveless, and the hopeless. A pawnshop dealing in wonders, where everything is for sale: a chance to get off the street, a few extra days with a dying lover, an afternoon in the sun, a home to call your own, the perfect wedding, the chance to become a master magician, or a giraffe for your Sunday morning. But beware of the Master, and price he demands. In the tradition of The Twilight Zone and The Illustrated Man, master storyteller J. Daniel Sawyer guides through phantasms of hilarity, perversity, horror, and heartbreak in the darkest corners of the human soul.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Chicken Noodle Gravity

Stephen got stoned so he could deal with the chemo, but it's his husband who really needs the drugs. After all, watching your partner of twenty years die of cancer can leave you courting bankruptcy, your life in ruins. It can drive you to steal, or cheat, or look for hope in a can of chicken-noodle soup you bought from the demonic pawnbroker at a creepy old hock shop at the edge of nowhere.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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The Serpent and the Satchel

A Lombard Alchemist Tale A cubicle is no place to waste a golden summer afternoon, which is why Albert escaped early to spend some time at the park. But when his boss piles on extra deadlines, he's forced to work through his time off--at least, that's the plan. But neither Albert nor his boss could have planned on a surprise adventure courtesy a broken briefcase, an escaped python, and a mischievous pawnbroker who keeps a creepy little shop out on the edge of nowhere. Short story. Includes Author's Note with the story behind the story.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Ideas, Inc.

The author of Suave Rob's Double-X Derring Do brings you a farce of the tradition of P.G. Wodehouse and Douglas Adams. Best friends Caleb and Lenny hate each other. Stranded in the middle of upstate New York with two flat tires, one spare, no cell reception, and no idea what to do, they figure they're pretty much screwed. Fortunately, they broke down right in front of a place that deals in ideas. For the special one-time fire-sale price of seventeen bucks, they can get a pack of seven completely original, brand-new, ultra-premium, never-before-used ideas. But will it get them out of trouble before they're forced to talk to each other again? Find out in this hilarious all-night adventure yarn that'll leave you wondering: can pigeons really be trusted?

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Sunday Morning Giraffe

When five-year-old Aldo wakes up his father at 3AM on Sunday and demands a giraffe, his father takes him on a giraffe-hunting safari. Because when Aldo doesn't get his way, bad things happen. But Aldo's father might reconsider if he knew the source of Aldo's power: A talking rat with its own designs on a toy giraffe, which can only be found in a dusty display case at a creepy little pawnshop way out on the edge of nowhere.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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At The Edge of Nowhere

Spend enough time at the end of your rope, and you'll make some bad choices--make enough of them, and your choices start making themselves. But when you're a nineteen year old boy living on the streets with no money for food, you find salvation anywhere you can. Maybe in a dumpster, or a brothel, or a gun. Or maybe in a creepy, cold pawn shop, in a broken down city at the edge of nowhere.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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The Empty House

Alan Tosetti set the sterling standard in a town built on silver. The greatest architect in Nevada history, he died before he could finish his masterpiece Craftsman. Two years later, his youngest daughter, died in the same house, sitting in front of the fire, of old age. She was only twenty-six. When the tales of Tosetti's legacy draws a hungry young architect from the big city, he finds a broken-down ruin with a soul full of music, and a chilling secret that can only be unlocked with the help of a demonic pawnshop in the radioactive wastes in a broken-down city at the edge of nowhere.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Contact This!: A First Contact Anthology

They came in peace … … or so they said. Here are eighteen examples of how they lied. This is an exciting collection of first contact science fiction stories, all completely different! Take a risk—venture into the unknown with us. Who is out there? What will they want from us? Come join us in our adventure to find out how first contact pans out. It will be a great adventure!

Aaron Seaman, Chris Winder, Corey Truax, I. Ronik, Iq Malcom, J. Daniel Sawyer, J. R. Frontera, J. R. Handley, J. R. Murdock, Lawrence N. Oliver, Luke T. Barnett, Nathan Pedde, Paul E. Cooley, R. Max Tillsley, Rick Partlow, Rick Shaw, Tim Niederriter, Walt Robillard (Author), Veronica Giguere (Narrator)

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Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association: A Tale of Double-X Derring-Do

When your ass is on the line, they'll kick it off! They surfed a supernova. They beat the Poseidon Front. They raptured the rugrats and made the solar system safe for the most bodacious badassery. Now Suave Rob and Gigolo Jeff are bringing their epicness to your establishment. That's right! Whether you've got problems with gropey groupies, sneaky stalkers, rapacious rivals, seriously shifty slavers, or a dangerously disastrous ducky drip, this top-notch team will put its ass on the line instead of yours. Remember, in a solar system this big, filled with tsunamis and troublemakers and tax collectors galore, trouble always comes knocking. When your door sets to pounding with the drumming of doomy death, call Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association. They'll save your ass so you can live to sit another day!

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), Dave Robison, J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Becoming an Every Day Novelist: Thirty Days from Idea to Publication

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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