Tender Branson, last surviving member of the so-called Creedish Death Cult, is dictating his life story into the flight recorder of Flight 2039, which will shortly crash. But before it does, he will unfold the tale of his journey from obedient Creedish child and humble domestic servant to ultra-buffed media messiah.
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