Keith Lemon: The Rules 69 Ways to be Successful Synopsis
As you can tell, I'm a good-looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies...some proper bang tidy lasses too. I've been honing my game for a few years and now, at last, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right? So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I'll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemon-style. With rules for men and women, no one should be without it. Especially not the flarey-nostrelled bird from CELEBRITY JUICE. She needs all the help she can get. Lemonise your life. It's as simple as that...shaaaa-ting!
Keith Lemon was named Businessman of the Year 1993, and has now gone on to become a national treasure often mistaken for celebrity hairdresser Nicky Clarke, or Owen Wilson with a better-shaped nose. He has starred in such shows as BO SELECTA! A BEAR'S TAIL, KEITH LEMON'S VERY BRILLIANT WORLD TOUR, CELEBRITY JUICE, ITV's SING IF YOU CAN and as an Agony Uncle on THIS MORNING. Above all, Keith Lemon is a professional lady magnet. Ooooosh!
