The real guide to pregnancy, birth and beyond. I'm assuming you've picked up this book because you're either curious about having kids, you're currently up the duff, or you're stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress-sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That, or you're killing time in WHSmith, waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard. Either way, this book is your pregnancy, birth and postpartum BFF.
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches is your one-stop, no-filter guide to everything from swollen vulvas and dinner-plate areolas; from shitting in labour to the horror of postpartum haemorrhoids; from mindless sleep deprivation to salvaging a sex life when your pelvic floor has hit the floor. But mainly, it's a reassuring reminder that feeling slightly (or shockingly) out of control with a newborn baby human is entirely normal, we promise.
| ISBN: | 9780008453558 |
| Publication date: | 17th February 2022 |
| Author: | Victoria Emes |
| Publisher: | HarperCollins Publishers Ltd an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers |
| Format: | Hardback |
| Pagination: | 312 pages |
| Primary Genre | Parenting |
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The real guide to pregnancy, birth and beyond. I'm assuming you've picked up this book because you're either curious about having kids, you're currently up the duff, or you're stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress-sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That, or you're killing time in WHSmith, waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard. Either way, this book is your pregnancy, birth and postpartum BFF.
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches is your one-stop, no-filter guide to everything from swollen vulvas and dinner-plate areolas; from shitting in labour to the horror of postpartum haemorrhoids; from mindless sleep deprivation to salvaging a sex life when your pelvic floor has hit the floor. But mainly, it's a reassuring reminder that feeling slightly (or shockingly) out of control with a newborn baby human is entirely normal, we promise.
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches features in the following genres: Parenting, Biography: arts and entertainment, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Pregnancy, birth and baby care: advice and issues, Family and health, Health & Fitness, Biography: general, Biographies & Autobiographies, Biography, Literature and Literary studies, Humour, Lifestyle, Hobbies and Leisure
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches is available in Hardback
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches was written by Victoria Emes and published by HarperCollins Publishers Ltd an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers
Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches has 312 pages