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Audiobooks Narrated by La Wanda Page
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La Wanda is more than a match for any man, with a double-bladed tongue that tears off piece after piece of fantastic laugh-loaded comedy. Recorded live and in bed, the action is sometimes frantic. The audience participation gets out of hand, and Pipe Layin' Dan can't lay it down fast enough to please all the performers and spectators till La Wanda joins in.
La Wanda tells it like it is...with hot, fast, and fragrant sex, soul, and sin intermingled. Leaving out none of the four-letter stuff, keeping her one eye on Pipe Layin' Dan and the other on the man she's workin' (with both hands busy in the tool box and her mouth goin' for the record) is what makes La Wanda the Queen of Soul Comedy and the funniest broad in bed or on record.
Be a plumber's helper: pick up on Pipe Layin' Dan, who's got the world's greatest plumbing (according to La Wanda). And La Wanda's got the biggest, funniest, sexiest mouth to tell of it (and other bawdy stories).
For Adults Only. Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.
Meat eaters: La Wanda's cookin' for you. But you better have good teeth, because no tenderizer is used in this album. It's raw and tough, through and through. The lady you see playing Aunt Esther on Redd Foxx's 'Sanford and Son' has a whole 'nuther side...and mercy, what a side it is! She's standing before a swinging congregation giving a sermon the way it is!
If you're in the market for additional X-rated education, 'Watch It Sucker!' guarantees ya got that comin'. You'll get plenty of tickles as La Wanda romps from one street corner to another, and up one alley and down the other.
If you think you're an "A" student on "Streetology" now, after listening to this, you'll be surprised at all the new goodies you've learned.
The meek lamb has not turned into a roaring lioness...except...on those occasions when she feels the necessity of "straightenin' out the world" with some "sane advice". If there is any subject on which there exists a shadow of doubt or uncertainty, your quest for wisdom and truth has ended. You have to listen to this performance...this "advice" is indubitably "sane".
Beware the frumious Bandersnatch...and here she is! Years of eating fire as the Bronze Fire Goddess have forged La Wanda's tongue into a dazzling white-hot weapon. Like a cat-o-nine tails, she lashes at the square society about her with rare humor and insight, heavily laced with sex-symbolism and womanly wiles.
In Mutha is Half a Word La Wanda parses language in some of the most rigorous, bawdy, raucous jokes and gems ever to scorch the atmosphere. Words will never be the same!
