Audiobooks narrated by Joe Thomas

No One Would Do What The Lamberts Have Done

"You think it will never happen to you: the ring of the bell, the policeman on the doorstep. What he says traps you in a nightmare that starts with the words, 'I'm afraid…' Sally Lambert is also afraid, and desperate enough to consider the unthinkable. Is it really, definitely, impossible to escape from this horror? Maybe not. There’s always something you can do, right? Of course, no one would ever do this particular something – except the Lamberts, who might have to. No one has ever gone this far. Until Sally decides that the Lamberts will…"

Sophie Hannah (Author), Gabrielle Glaister, Joe Thomas, Natalie Husdan (Narrator)

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Lonely No More: The apocalypse isn’t coming—it’s already here.

"The incredible eight-part full-cast audio drama written and created by Sebastian Baczkiewicz and directed by Jessica Dromgoole. It’s just a message, right? Daubed on walls, trending on socials, appearing in every language in every country all over the world and always reading the same. Nobody knows where it originated only that it can’t be ignored. And then – in the blink of an eye - everything changes. Activated alien DNA, long buried within each and every one of us, transforms the majority of the human race. Cities are abandoned. Civilisation discarded. Suddenly, we’re not humans anymore, we’re…. Lonely No More. Or most of us are.. For those still unactivated and “lonely', it’s now about learning to survive in the ruins of an unwanted and terrifyingworld. See, the apocalypse isn’t coming, it’s already here. LONELY NO MORE is an Audiama production recorded at BBC Cymru Wales Executive Producer: Francis Hellyer Producers: Ed Perkins and Mali Harries Sound design and original music: Jon Nicholls Studio engineer: Cathy Robinson Production co-ordinator: Mair Roberts"

Sebastian Baczkiewicz (Author), Aimee-Ffion Edwards, Bhasker Patel, Claire Cage, Edita Sllamniku, Eiry Thomas, Gareth Pierce, Gavi Singh Chera, Gwyneth Keyworth, Iestyn Jones, James Wilson, Joe Sims, Joe Thomas, Jonathan McGuinness, Kimberley Nixon, Leo Wan, Luke Newberry, Matthew Gravelle, Matthew Tennyson, Michael Bertenshaw, Nay Murphy, Olivia Vinall, Patrick Kennedy, Saskia West, Sid Sagar (Narrator)

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The True Confessions of Adrian Albert Mole

"In the third instalment of the hilarious Adrian Mole series, 16-year-old Adrian navigates his way into adulthood . . . Monday June 13th I had a good, proper look at myself in the mirror tonight. I've always wanted to look clever, but at the age of twenty years and three months I have to admit that I look like a person who has never even heard of Jung or Updike. Adrian Mole is an adult. At least that's what it says on his passport. But living at home, clinging to his threadbare cuddly rabbit 'Pinky', working as a paper pusher for the DoE and pining for the love of his life, Pandora, has proved to him that adulthood isn't quite what he expected. Still, without the slings and arrows of modern life what else would an intellectual poet have to write about . . . 'Essential reading for Mole followers' TIMES EDUCATIONAL SUPPLEMENT 'Townsend has held a mirror up to the nation and made us happy to laugh at what we see in it' SUNDAY TELEGRAPH 'The funniest person in the world' CAITLIN MORAN"

Sue Townsend (Author), Anna Bentinck, Harriet Carmichael, Joe Thomas (Narrator)

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Adrian Mole: The Wilderness Years: The Wilderness Years

"The fourth book in Adrian Mole's diaries, where we catch up with a hapless Adrian and his desperate attempts to win back the love of his life. Thursday January 3rd I have the most terrible problems with my sex life. It all boils down to the fact that I have no sex life. At least not with another person. Finally given the heave-ho by Pandora, Adrian Mole finds himself in the unenviable situation of living with the love-of-his-life as she goes about shacking up with other men. Worse, as he slides down the employment ladder, from deskbound civil servant in Oxford to part-time washer-upper in Soho, he finds that critical reception for his epic novel, Lo! The Flat Hills of My Homeland, is not quite as he might have hoped. But Adrian is about to discover that extraordinary and wonderful things may blossom even in the wilderness . . . 'A very, very funny book' SUNDAY TIMES 'The funniest person in the world' CAITLIN MORA"

Sue Townsend (Author), Joe Thomas (Narrator)

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Second Best

"A magical imagining of the fate of a fictional boy whose life is shaped forever when he loses out on the role of Harry Potter. It's 1999. Martin Hill is ten years old, crazy about Arsenal and has a minor crush on a girl named Betty. Then he makes it to the final two in the casting for Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. In the end, the other boy is picked for the role of a lifetime. A devastated Martin tries to move on with his life. But how can he escape his failure, especially when it's the most famous film series in the world? Foenkinos’s smash-hit Second Best is a playful, poignant story about fate, loss and how the lives we wish we’d led might not be all they’re cracked up to be . . ."

David Foenkinos (Author), Joe Thomas (Narrator)

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Noughties (Enhanced Audio Edition)

"The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Ben Master's wildly entertaining debut novel, Noughties, read with humour and empathy by Joe Thomas, star of the hit TV series The Inbetweeners and Fresh Meat. It's the last night. The moment it all ends. As Eliot and his friends wave goodbye to University - their education done with, the world calling - they must make a reckoning with everything that has gone by. Here it comes: the pints, the shots, the pubs, the clubs, the jokes, the snogs, the fumbles, the memories, the secrets, the lies told, the 3AM hard truths, the bubble bursting, the tearing up of everything, the start and rush of the rest of your life. This audiobook is enhanced with sound effects and ambient music for a completely immersive experience."

Ben Masters (Author), Joe Thomas (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Joe Thomas