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Audiobooks Narrated by Celia Rivenbark
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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as: o Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate o How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life o Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering o Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that? o Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time o Airlines serving up one hot mess o Action figure Jesus o Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter o And much more! You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious observations about Southern living as easy as a tall drink of sweet tea on a hundred degree day. In this latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, you'll experience: *The joys of Remodeling Tara *Harry Potter Bitch-slaps Nancy Drew *Britney's To Do List: Pick Okra, Cover That Thang Up *How Rugby-playing Lesbians Torpedoed Beach Day *Why French Women Suck at Competitive Eating *The Truth About Nature Deficit Disorder *The difference between cockroaches and water bugs *The beauty of Bedazzlers *And much, much more!
