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Car Talk: Born Not to Run: More Disrespectful Car Songs

Born Not to Run is a collection of car tunes as irreverent as they are melodic. With titles like, 'If She Wasn't On Blocks,' Who Taught These Idiots To Drive,' and 'Built to Crash,' we guarantee that you'll be simultaneously tapping your toes, laughing out loud and shaking your head. For these reasons, we ask that you not listen to Born Not to Run and drive at the same time. More fun from Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers.

Ray Magliozzi, Tom Magliozzi (Author), Ray Magliozzi, Tom Magliozzi, Various (Narrator)

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Car Talk: The Hatchback of Notre Dame: More Car Talk Classics

The Hatchback of Notre Dame includes many memorable Car Talk classics, including Morley Safer of CBS's Sixty Minutes, displaying a downright embarrassing obsession with his Peugeot, and space shuttle astronaut John Grunsfeld, who calls from Hawaii. (Well, 700 miles over Hawaii, actually). And, there's one of Click and Clack's all-time favorite callers, their pal Dave from Bemidji, sharing the sordid tale of his journey to Alaska.

Ray Magliozzi, Tom Magliozzi (Author), Ray Magliozzi, Tom Magliozzi (Narrator)

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Kai Magnus Sting

Wat willze machen. Das ist nicht nur ein typisch niederrheinischer Satz, sondern Lebensweisheit, auf den Punkt gebrachte Philosophie. Wenn zwei oder drei Niederrheiner freitags abends bei Hein Lindemann in der Kneipe an der Ecke an ihrem Stammtisch sitzen und sich stundenlang nicht bewegen, vor sich auf den Tisch starren und sich an ihrem Bier und Schnaps festhalten und nach drei Stunden absoluter Stille und Schweigen einer der drei einen kräftigen Schluck an seinem Bier tut, sich leicht am Hinterkopf kratzt und die Stille bricht, indem er sagt: 'Wat willze machen.', dann reicht das dem Niederrheiner vollkommen aus. Und jeder weiß auch, was damit gemeint ist. Vielleicht schiebt einer der drei noch ein 'Steckst nich drin',oder ein 'Immerhin' hinterher. Aber mehr kommt da nicht. Damit ist alles gesagt. Und da steckt auch alles drin. In diesem einen Satz. Die Politik, die Kultur, der Dorfklatsch, die Krankheit, das Leben schlechthin.

Kai Magnus Sting (Author), Kai Magnus Sting (Narrator)

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Carry On, Jeeves

Another excellent instalment in the 'Jeeves and Wooste'r canon. Stories included here begin with Jeeves' arrival to look after Bertie Wooster, and many take place in the big world of New York City. Expect the usual blend of chaos and hilarity. LISTINGS: Jeeves Takes Charge, Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest, The Artistic Career of Corky, The Aunt and the Sluggard, Clustering Round Young Bingo, Jeeves and the Hard-boiled Egg, The Rummy Affair of Old Biffy.

P. G. Wodehouse, P.G. Wodehouse (Author), Martin Jarvis (Narrator)

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The Reality Chick

Forget reality TV. When you scratch your head bewildered, frustrated, and hurt, don't get mad...get 'Reality Chick', Monique Marvez's follow up to her critically-acclaimed best seller 'Built for Comfort'. 'Reality Chick' will have you laughing as you cry out, "Aha! That's why they make me crazy!" Enlightening as well as entertaining, this take-no-prisoners look at relationships is certain to be a comedy classic. A complimentary comparison to Bette Midler is only the beginning of what can be said about Monique Marvez. With an hourglass figure and a stopwatch wit, she has emerged as one of Miami's brightest and most provocative talents. Marvez believes in the adage, "You can never make a second first impression." She has consistently sold out clubs and concert halls from Miami to Anchorage.

Monique Marvez (Author), Monique Marvez (Narrator)

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White Album

National Lampoon (Author), Chevy Chase, Chistopher Guest, John Belushi (Narrator)

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The Adventures of Red Cloud

Wendy McCloud (Traci Elizabeth Lords) is ordered into Anger Management Therapy. But it's not much help when pirates murder her father, Planetary President of Chromius. Now that Anne Manx has left, Chromius still needs someone else just as smart, relentless, incorruptible...and sexy. Telling Elaine (Brinke Stevens), Wendy abandons her career in the oldest profession for a new job: spy! Going underground as ""Red Cloud,"" she infiltrates the inner circle around vicious Jake Bloom (James Leary), the greediest outlaw in the sector. ""Red"" risks her life to avenge her father and end a reign of terror engulfing the whole quadrant. Red blasts headlong into a tight orbit of action, caught in a terrifying nebula of deception, sex, robbery, extortion, torture, mass murder, and even (dare we say it?) insurance fraud. Radio Rep Company's latest production pulls no punches. Taut writing with tongue in cheek, splendid performances and superb production, all wrapped up in a magnificent original score.

Larry Weiner (Author), A Full Cast, A Full Cast, Traci Lords (Narrator)

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Three Wizard Tales

Brian Price, Jerry Stearns (Author), A Full Cast, A Full Cast, David Ossman, Jane Yolen, Philip Proctor (Narrator)

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Dialogue with Martian Trombone

Brian Price, Jerry Stearns (Author), A Full Cast, A Full Cast, David Ossman (Narrator)

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Rory Rammer: Luna Shall be Dry!

Come away with us now to the far off future days of 1985 AD, after men have landed on the moon! When Space Marshal Rory Rammer, and his sidekick, "Skip" Sagan, guard the rule of law and the rights of the innocent from the skies of Earth to the orbit of the moon! "Luna Shall Be Dry!" In flashback, young Marshal Rammer gets his first posting, to the rough mining town of Luna City, just as a female temperance activist crashes the robot freighter carrying L-City's monthly shipment of liquor. Rammer must take her into protective custody before the outraged miners capture her and do God-knows-what with her. Presented by Atlanta Radio Theatre Company

Ron N. Butler, Ron N. Butler (Author), Atlanta Radio Theatre Company, Atlanta Radio Theatre Company (Narrator)

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Greatest Hits of the National Lampoon

The Greatest Hits of the National Lampoon (featuring John Belushi, Christopher Cerf, Chevy Chase, Rhonda Coullet, Brian Doyle-Murray, Christopher Guest, Tony Hendra, Mark Horowitz, David Hurdon, Bill Murray, Alice Playten, Gilda Radner, Harold Ramis, and Norman Rose) was originally released on vinyl in 1978, following the enormous success of National Lampoon's Animal House. This re-release gives the hits a whole new life.

National Lampoon (Author), National Lampoon (Narrator)

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Raunchiest Barroom Songs

After 30 years of biker bars, stripper clubs and seedy roadhouses, the raunchy barroom songs of Dick Grande have emerged as beloved anthems of barflies and truckers all over the world. What’s surprising is the underground swell of bootlegged copies that have popped up in panty drawers of upper-class housewives and the demurest of debutantes. Not only have these insidious ditties infiltrated the common man but have also reached the pinnacle of political culture. After a member of Clinton’s secret service slipped him a copy, he was heard humming “Don’t Leave Her Lipstick on Your Dipstick” in the halls of Congress on several occasions.

Dick Grande and the Dirty Danglers (Author), Dick Grande and the Dirty Danglers (Narrator)

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