The Blue-Collar Bible is a humorous collection of stories about pranks, mishaps and inside jokes that bring laughter to the ‘smoko’ breaks and much-needed comic relief to the tough workdays. It offers a captivating journey through the heart and soul of the building trade, providing readers with an intimate insight into the lives, antics, challenges, and diverse personalities that define this gritty and essential industry.
Walk alongside the men and women who shape the skylines and construct the foundations of our modern world. Unearth the struggles of apprentices who navigate the delicate balance between learning from the masters and finding their own voice in an industry of exacting standards. Discover the heart-warming tales through the author’s vivid anecdotes and personal stories. Experience the camaraderie of the construction site where a colourful cast of characters comes together under the blazing Queensland sun to create structures that stand the test of time.
Whether you're a seasoned tradesperson, an aspiring apprentice or simply curious about the world behind the buildings we inhabit, this book provides an unforgettable glimpse into the blue-collar working life — an intricate dance of strength, skill, resilience, and unwavering pride.
In this sequel to Lockdown in Liechtenstein, Dino joins a motley crew of travelers on a meme-fueled pilgrimage to the northernmost German Island of Sylt.
Disillusioned by a post-pandemic world and growing financial woes, punks, nerds and slackers from all over the republic have banded together to crash the favorite holiday spot of the super rich and famous.
When Dino and his new-found friends cross paths with a local entrepreneur they are plunged headlong into a world of pecuniary promises, but all that glitters is not gold.
Explore the Island of Sylt, learn about local sights, culture, cuisine and improve your German effortlessly along the way.
(To get the most out of this audiobook we recommend listening while reading through a paperback or ebook edition of Learn German with Stories: Sturm auf Sylt – 10 Short Stories for Beginners and working through the exercises.)
FROM THE TEAM BEHIND BBC RADIO 4'S AWARD-WINNING NATURE AND COMEDY SERIES NATURE TABLE
Did You Know That...
A housefly buzzes in the key of F?
A cockroach can live for a week without its head, before dying of starvation?
Slugs have four noses? So, if you thought that couldn't get slimier, now imagine them with a cold ...
The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they've been confused at a crime scene?
During its lifetime, a cow can produce nearly 200,000 glasses of milk? Which is extraordinary, because where is it getting all those glasses?
The natural world is an amazing, compelling and funny place: a place where fact is always more staggering - and often funnier - than fiction. Based on BBC Radio 4's hit science and comedy series Nature Table, and with a foreword from the show's presenter, Sue Perkins, A Housefly Buzzes in the Key of F is a celebration of the astonishing everyday occurrences that happen right under our noses. With fascinating facts from the programme's expert guests along with big jokes, witty anecdotes and fun games, this bumper collection showcases our planet's flora and fauna in all its remarkable and surprising glory.
From the first flickers of ingenuity, humankind has excelled in civilization-defining inventions and innovations. Lightbulb Moments in Human History takes a positive, playful and perceptive look at how these big ideas have driven humanity’s inevitable rise.
- Be astounded by the accidental invention of writing by Sumerian bookkeepers
- Be amazed at how humanity’s fixation with beer kick-started civilization
- Be appalled by Zeus' shape-shifting bestial dalliances with unsuspecting humans.
Enjoy irreverent, yet affectionate, glimpses into the lives of ancient peoples… Discover binge-drinking Egyptians, sacrifice-obsessed Mayans, and kama sutra-inspired Indians. Explore the evolution of sciences, religions, technologies, and social systems.
Lightbulb Moments in Human History is perfect for history buffs, trivia nuts, and anyone seeking a cheeky perspective on our collective journey. It sheds humorous and thought-provoking light on our common heritage.
You’ll never see history the same way again.
Praise for Lightbulb Moments in Human History
'Here’s your chance to learn and enjoy Big History in a slightly 'deranged' romp.' Dr Karl Kruszelnicki, Australian science communicator
'Whether you’re a history buff or looking to expand your historical horizons, this book is a great read.' How It Works Magazine
Kommissar Sören Grießler ist nicht begeistert, als man ihn zur Reha schickt. Und dann auch noch eine psychosomatische Reha. Er weiß, was das bedeutet: Achtsamkeit, Meditation und Stuhlkreis. Was er nicht weiß: der Job holt ihn auch in dieser geschützten Umgebung ein. Ein schrecklicher Mord geschieht und das direkt vor seinen Augen. Soll er sich in die Ermittlung einmischen oder die Füße stillhalten? Die Bademantel-Gang nimmt ihm diese Entscheidung ab.
Wie ertränkt man Tag für Tag den eigenen Schweinehund? Als bekennende Landratte fühlt sich Wigald Boning im nassen Element alles andere als zuhause. Ändert sich dies durch sein selbst verordnetes Schwimm-Programm: 365 Tage lang jeden Tag aufs Neue hinein in die Fluten – bei Wind und Wetter. Boning legt sich mit fauchenden Schwänen an, findet in schlammigen Gründen unerwartete Schätze und streitet mit Frachtschiffkapitänen. Eines Tages verschlägt es ihn ausgerechnet an den Flughafen von Hannover – kein Badesee weit und breit. Doch ein Mitarbeiter raunt ihm zu, es gäbe da dieses Regenwasserrückhaltebecken hinterm Tower, welches wohl noch nie von einem Menschen beschwommen wurde. Ob das die Lösung ist? Und ob! Ein herrlich amüsanter Erfahrungsbericht für alle Boning- und Schwimm-Fans.
Ein bayerischer Sturschädel im Achtsamkeitskurs?
Franzi hat die Nase voll! Kurzerhand meldet sie ihren besserwisserischen Vater Sepp beim Achtsamkeitstraining an. Blöd nur, dass sie von ihrer yogabegeisterten Schwester denselben Kurs geschenkt bekommt. So hockt Franzi plötzlich im Schneidersitz neben ihrem Vater und soll entspannen.
Ausgeglichenheit, Selbstliebe und innere Ruhe? Nicht, wenn Sepp während der Waldmeditation Brennholz sammelt, ihr Mann nur noch rumstichelt und die anderen Kursteilnehmer pikante Eheratschläge erteilen!
Einatmen – Ausatmen – Ignorieren.
Leichter gesagt als getan!
Bonus: Wolfis legendäres Sojalasagnerezept!
Embark on a captivating journey with Mark Twain in 'The Innocents Abroad,' an audiobook that chronicles the author's travel adventures through Europe and the Holy Land. Twain's sharp wit and keen observations provide a humorous and insightful commentary on the places he visits, the people he encounters, and the cultural clashes he witnesses. This audiobook is a delightful blend of travelogue, satire, and social commentary, offering a unique perspective on the 19th-century world and the human condition.
Did you know that Patrick Swayze was 35 when he got his big break in Dirty Dancing? The Swayze Year is an entertaining and inspiring humor book that proves you're never too old to reach your potential.
Did you know that Patrick Swayze was 35 when he got his big break in Dirty Dancing? The Swayze Year is an entertaining and inspiring humor book that proves you're never too old to reach your potential.
The Swayze Year celebrates later-in-life wins with short profiles of one person for every year from age 35 to age 100 who climbed mountains-metaphorical and literal-wrote their own storylines, and found their happy little trees at a more mature age. With wit, humor, and warmth, The Swayze Year proves that no matter how old you are, you're not done yet. Featured profiles include:
- Toni Morrison published her debut novel, The Bluest Eye, at age 39
- At 41, Bob Ross became the beloved host of The Joy of Painting
- Judi Dench first achieved international fame for her role in Goldeneye at age 61
- At 84, Iris Apfel and her unique style were showcased by the Metropolitan Museum of Art
- Pinetop Perkins became the oldest person to win a Grammy at age 97
Il primo libro postumo pubblicato con l'autore ancora in vitaMassimo è uno scrittore affermato, nel pieno della maturità artistica e creativa. Per cause non solo a lui misteriose gli capita però un giorno di svegliarsi morto. Da quel nuovo "mondo" nel quale si scopre catapultato assapora il privilegio ma sperimenta pure il dramma di poter assistere a come la vita (degli altri) continui. Il piacere sottile di spiare atteggiamenti e parole di chi gli era sempre stato accanto si alterna alla sofferenza impotente al cospetto dello svelarsi impietoso di inattesi sentimenti nei suoi confronti che in tanti gli avevano taciuto e che ora, in sua assenza, prorompono spontanei e non trovano argine neppure in quel senso del pudore che il rispetto per chi non c'è più dovrebbe salvaguardare. Fanno male e meritano perciò i suoi strali i troppi farisei che sfoderano adesso a tempo scaduto e senza reticenza una sincerità postuma così dolorosamente rivelatrice.
Tra stilettate pungenti e coraggiosi pretesti per provare comunque a sorridere, il protagonista di questo singolare viaggio nel mare tempestoso dei ricordi e dei propri dubbi troverà soltanto alla fine una qualche sia pur approssimativa forma di conciliazione. Con se stesso e con quello strano impulso emotivo mai sopito che si potrebbe chiamare amore per l'umanità.
PUBLISHER: TEKTIME
Welcome to My Life: The Sitcom, featuring the panderings and ponderings of Yours Truly, Chadd Wheat.
Believe it or not, many of you have actually asked for this book. I don't know if you intend on using it for the bottom of the birdcage, evidence in impending legal actions, or simply as a guide to living frivolously. Whatever the case, I hope you enjoy it.
I started writing My Life: The Sitcom in 2002. Most of my articles, as published in The Lebanon Reporter and elsewhere, are my direct observations on the craziness that surrounds my life. Nearly all the events contained herein are actually true, with the names sometimes changed to protect the ignorant.
People often ask me where I get the inspiration to write my ludicrous columns. After rubbing my chin and looking sage, I usually say something like, 'by consuming too much reality television, caffeine and other borderline hallucinogens.
Ha, ha! Just kidding, local law enforcement! As a matter of fact, I never watch reality television!
“With her typically American intrepidness, her thirst for a good story and her power of observation, Hermance closes-in on the Portuguese she encounters along the way, bringing to us a psychological picture of the Portuguese individual and society that you won´t find on expat guides. Lastly, her unusual grasp for ´Portuguese quaintness´ also makes this book worth buying.” David Peres Rebelo
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