Audiobooks by Lili Valente

Bad Motherpuckers Volume One: Three Hot Hockey Romances

Three HOT Standalone hockey rom coms including… HOT AS PUCK The things I want to do to my sweet, kindergarten-teaching, best friend Libby Collins are ten different kinds of wrong. But I'm a firm believer in teaching by example, and by the end of our first sex lesson, we've graduated to a hands on approach to her education: my hands all over her, her hands all over me, and her hot mouth melting beneath mine as I prove to her there isn't a damned thing wrong with the way she kisses. Give me a month, and I'll transform Libby from wall flower to wall banger, and ensure she's confident enough to seduce any guy she wants. Problem is... the only guy I want her seducing is me. SEXY MOTHERPUCKER Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed. I need a stable influence for my daughter, not a fling. The whole 'pretend girlfriend' thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. But when it comes to Laura? Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it. PUCK AHOLIC I hate my new roommate…And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga. Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain's little sister, and he will break my face if I'm not a perfect gentleman. I try to be. Really, I do. But Diana has all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I'm not gonna lie--I fall for every single one of them. Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.

Lili Valente (Author), Lili Valente, Summer Roberts, Tyler Donne (Narrator)

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A Little Less Conversation: A Bliss River Novella

For a moment, I dare to hope the guy at the speed dating table just looks like Trent Baron—the same piercing blue eyes, but with more tattoos than my meathead nemesis from college. But it’s him all right. Only he isn’t the cocky football player who drove me crazy freshman year anymore. He’s funny and intense and a single dad who adores his little girl and maybe…perfect for me? Is that still something I believe in after my own ugly divorce? I’m not sure. And I have a firm rule—no dating guys I used to fantasize about strangling. But then, he kisses me. And I decide maybe rules are meant to be broken…

Lili Valente (Author), Lili Valente (Narrator)

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Eight Second Angel

None of this was supposed to happen... Lily Lawson broke Guardian Angel rule Number One. She wasn't supposed to get attached to the soul she's been sent to save, let alone fall head-over-heels for a wounded, rough-around-the-edges cowboy with the kindest eyes. After a week with the magnetic Canyon, Lily would do anything to save him. She longs to bring him back from the darkness, ease his pain, and mend his tortured heart. But what if the one thing he needs is the one thing she can never give? And what if Canyon isn't willing to let her go without a fight?

Lili Valente (Author), Lili Valente (Narrator)

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Falling for the Bad Boy

Since when do bad boy tattoo artists do the nice-guy thing? Isn’t that a rulebook violation or something? Here I was, perfectly oblivious about never having been truly hot and bothered before. Then Nick goes and kisses me, effectively making every paltry liplock I’d ever had in the past utterly forgettable in comparison. But what does he do after learning I still have my v-card? He locks us in the friend zone. Maddening, really, since no safe, tame guy even registers for me anymore. Seems it’s intense, rumbly-voiced swooniness or nothing for this girl. So, do I go to Nick’s shop and ask him to ink me as part of a big master plan? Nope. It just happens. Admittedly, the liberating request comes out a little dirtier than I intend. Which just makes it doubly perfect. * * * For such a nice, good girl, Melody sure knows how to be all kinds of trouble for me. Seriously, what the hell was I thinking kissing her? It’s been a month now and I still can’t get it—or her—out of my head. There are too many reasons I shouldn’t get close to her. And she makes me forget every single one. Her town sweetheart status and innocence aside, she’s also my boss’s sister. Until my new tattoo shop takes off, I can’t afford to lose my day job. But, it’s no use. Fact is, no other woman is going to do it for me anymore. Hell, it’s cute, funny, beautiful-inside-and-out sweetness or nothing. That said, I need to keep my distance. At least until I can make something of myself. A guy like me co-owning a business? That’s something. This thing with Melody, on the other hand? It could be everything. Contains the BONUS novella, The Love Bug, exclusive to this audio edition!

Lili Valente (Author), Connor Crais, Lili Valente (Narrator)

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Married to the Enemy

To protect my baby, I'll totally make out with the enemy... Yeah, he's that guy--my first love, Nash Geary, the heartbreaker I've spent a decade trying to forget. But now I'm back in Bliss River, facing an ugly custody battle with Mr. Bad Idea #2, and I'll do anything to keep my baby girl safe. Go into debt for a fancy lawyer? Check. Hire a private detective to get dirt on my ex? Check. Marry my nemesis to prove I can provide my baby with a loving, two-parent home?Um...check? One too many beers at the county fair and suddenly Nash and I are on our way to the courthouse to tie the knot. He'll get even after a rough break-up, I'll prove my daughter is better off with me and my pillar-of-the-community, police chief husband, and we'll end it amicably when I'm granted full custody--everybody wins. But what happens when the lines between fantasy and reality begin to blur, Nash sweeps both me and my baby girl off our feet, and what started as pretend becomes the most important thing in my world? They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer... So what am I supposed to do with the fake husband I'm pretty sure is the love of my life?

Lili Valente (Author), Jason Clarke, Lili Valente (Narrator)

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Falling for the Fling: A Small Town Second Chance Romance

The day of my best friend’s wedding, I’m the one rocking the strapless red taffeta and chef’s apron ensemble, running on zero sleep. Being both the event caterer and a bridesmaid is crazy, I know. But, I’m a pro. This is my seventh wedding after all—as bridesmaid, that is. Pretty sure that’s some kind of town record. Still, no amount of my trademark meticulous planning could’ve possibly prepared me to see him again. The prodigal Doctor Dreamy himself, Mason Stewart. My first (and only) love who disappeared without a word literally the day after proposing to me. What the heck is he doing back in Bliss River? And how is it at all fair that he looks this good? Also, holy crap, why is he coming this way? * * * There she is. Somehow even more beautiful than I remember. This overdue apology is one I’ve rehearsed since the day I left, pulverized by my own family, positive I'd never be good enough for the only girl I've ever loved. Took a lot of both time and therapy, but I finally managed to fix what they broke. And now I’m here to repair what I broke. I know Lark. She’ll see this second chance I’m hoping for as a no-strings fling so we can each get closure and move on. Right. Like it’s just that easy. You don’t move on from a woman like Lark. And I’m pretty sure a clothing-optional arrangement will make that feat infinitely more impossible. Still, it’s a start—a way for Lark to see the man I’ve become. A man who isn’t looking for a fling, but rather, matching rings, kids, the whole nine yards.

Lili Valente (Author), Jason Clarke, Lili Valente (Narrator)

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Leather and Lace

There’s a new bad boy in town… Harley-riding cowboy Sawyer Kane is two parts swagger, one part sexy drawl, and all parts off-limits. At least as far as Mia Sherman is concerned. After her last relationship ended in disaster, she’s sworn off men. It’s for the best, really, considering her family is cursed—a real Irish curse that dooms each first born daughter to lose her husband on her wedding night. But when hot days working together at her family’s ghost town become longer, hotter nights with a man who steals her heart with his wicked smile, Mia wants more than a summer fling. Sawyer is her kind of trouble, the kind she’d like to keep around…forever. Too bad forever is beyond her reach. Can true love conquer all, even a centuries-old curse? Mia and Sawyer are about to find out…

Lili Valente (Author), Michael Naramore (Narrator)

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Diamonds and Dust

The home run neither of them expected… Pike Sherman is a legend, a hometown boy who made it to the big leagues. Literally. Professional baseball acquired one hell of a pitching arm when the gifted Pike was drafted seven years ago. Pike’s broken heart came along for the ride, too, but he kept that private, and since leaving Lonesome Point has kept his distance from his hometown. But when his sister, Mia, begs him to be the Dude of Honor at her wedding, he can’t refuse. He returns home to find himself thrown together with the one woman he never wanted to see again. Tulsi Hearst is on the verge of losing her Equine Therapy business. She needs to concentrate on finding funding, not dealing with Pike Sherman, the boy she sacrificed so much for, and the one person she’s ever lied to. And what a lie it is… Pike would hate her if he found out. She should stay far away from the brooding man her first love has become, but Tulsi can’t resist a slow dance with the only cowboy who ever made her blood rush. After just a few days back in Lonesome Point, Pike and Tulsi find themselves falling hard. Can their second chance survive Tulsi’s secret, or will Pike leave Lonesome Point a broken man all over again?

Lili Valente (Author), David Ledoux (Narrator)

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Saddles and Sin

Even sweet cowboys have a sinful side… Robert Lawson—Bubba to his friends—has a panty-melting voice and a face made to launch a country music career. But when his family’s ranch hands can’t get to work, Robert returns to Lonesome Point to help out. Fortune and fame are good, but family and friends come first. Besides, he’s ready to enjoy some off-the-clock time with his manager, Marisol… A scandal with one of her clients nearly destroyed Marisol Medina, but now she's about to launch an artist who will make her career. Robert Lawson has it all—talent, charisma, and a naughty side that flicks all of Marisol’s kinkier switches. Too bad he’s off limits. She refuses to mix business and pleasure, even if it will be hell resisting her red hot cowboy while spending a week at the Lawson ranch. But as Marisol and Robert grow closer, Marisol starts to wonder if a shot at forever might be worth breaking all her rules.

Lili Valente (Author), David Ledoux (Narrator)

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Hot Texas Days Anthology

The USA Today Bestselling box set! Three sexy, suspenseful, full-length novels featuring HOT alpha cowboys and small town girls who always get their man. Scoop up this beach read worthy box set and fall in love with the unforgettable men of Lonesome Point. --LEATHER AND LACE (Sawyer) Old West restoration expert Sawyer Kane knows his share about ghosts. For years, he's been haunted by the violence in his past. He's certain he's unfit for happily ever after...until he meets the irrepressible Mia. Can he convince Lonesome Point's resident prankster that love is worth the risk? Or will a dark shadow from Mia's past claim her life before Sawyer can claim her heart? --SADDLES AND SIN (Robert) Robert Lawson--Bubba to his friends--is six feet, four inches of tall, dark, and handsome cowboy, with a panty-melting voice and a face made to launch a country music career. Women are already throwing themselves at his feet, but Robert only has eyes for his manager, Marisol. He's a gentleman on the street, pure alpha between the sheets, and determined to show the all-business Marisol that romance is alive and well and good men are even better when they're given permission to be bad. --DIAMONDS AND DUST (Pike) Pike Sherman is a legend in Lonesome Point, a hometown boy who made it to the big leagues. Literally. Professional baseball acquired one hell of a pitching arm and its latest celebrity bad boy when the gifted Pike was drafted. His broken heart came along for the ride, too, but he kept that private. After a few days back in Lonesome Point, Pike can't imagine life without Tulsi, the girl he left behind, but when Tulsi's secret is revealed, his heart is broken all over again. The only thing worse than losing the woman he loved, is losing six years with the daughter he didn't know he had.

Lili Valente (Author), David Ledoux, Michael Naramore (Narrator)

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A Down and Dirty Christmas

WARNING: Prepare to get moved to the top of Santa's naughty list and love every minute of it! Snowbound with the Billionaire  'Panties off, Kitten. I want a hell of a lot more than your mouth under the mistletoe tonight... ' Getting snowed in at my abandoned hotel on Christmas Eve with the girl who got away is a stroke of good luck. What I do with that luck is sweet, sinful holiday magic... Snowed in with the Boss  'I'm going to show you what it's like to spend Christmas on the naughty list...'  I'm a gentleman in the boardroom and a boss in the bedroom. I've also been secretly in love with my too-innocent-for-her-own-good executive assistant, Jane, for the better part of two years. But any woman on my staff is strictly off-limits. Until the night I'm snowed in at the office with Jane... The same night I discover she's looking for a tutor in the art of seduction... The night I decide to make her mine... Masquerade with the M  'Leave the mask on, princess, but everything else comes off. I'm ready to see what's mine.'  I knew the day I said goodbye to Ivy Prescott that I'd never find another woman like her. Now, we're both six years older, and my innocent Ivy has become an irresistible woman who's ready to learn all the wicked things I have to teach her. Her lesson will begin with a dress, a mask, and an invitation to play all the reindeer games... A Down and Dirty Christmas contains three Standalone holiday novellas with no cheating and ALL the dirty talk!

Lili Valente (Author), C.J. Mission, Devra Woodward, Erin Mallon, Lance Greenfield (Narrator)

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Puck Buddies

Bree Marks is my best friend... My secret crush... And--wait for it--cursed with a deadly allergy to erecto-plasm. As in she'll seriously swell up and die if seminal fluid even touches her. Which means finding the perfect guy to punch her V card is literally a matter of life and death. She wants a no-strings summer fling, but she needs someone she can trust. A puck buddy who isn't going to get overly emotional. Someone who's as savvy in the sack as he is on the ice. That's where I come in. It's a simple request, really--and one I would be happy to honor. If it weren't for the whole life-and-death thing. If I hadn't just been traded to a team thousands of miles away from this girl who makes me think not all relationships are a losing game. If I wasn't already crazy in love with her. This arrangement is a disaster waiting to happen, but the heart wants what it wants, and mine wants Bree, danger and all.

Lili Valente (Author), Andi Arndt, Sebastian York (Narrator)

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