The Council Gods Are Brutal. The Lesser Gods Are Worse. I'm All That Stands Between Them...
You won't find me in the lore of the gods, but I'm there, hidden between the lines. Whenever the lesser gods torture humanity, creating armies of supernatural beasts to rain hell down on the innocent, it's my job to stand against the tidal wave of pain and death.
I like my job. It's fun, even if the gods are a bunch of bastards.
But in the thousands of years I've been running this gig, I've never seen the lesser gods pull together as a team. They've always been way too selfish and power-hungry for that.
Until now, apparently.
Perses, one of the lesser gods, has somehow managed to corral them into a unit of death and destruction, and the council has recognized their creation--me--isn't capable of handling it alone. So, for the first time since I've been doing this, I'm being forced to run a team of people who need to learn the ins and outs of what I do.
It ain't easy, especially since my new crew wasn't exactly built for this kind of mayhem. That's what happens when you take a bunch of normals and gift them with immortality, I suppose.
If we fail, the lesser gods will find their way onto the council, and that'll spell doom for the world as we know it.
My name is Grave Digger, and this is my story.
And then that happened...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
Evangeline had finally gotten her team running perfectly. Yes, they are members of the Black Ops Paranormal Police Department, which means they are technically the team of the Directors, but that isn't how it works internally. Even the Directors are bowing to her decisions now...mostly.
What happens when a hellion begins to grow?
She takes over.
But the tables turn when Eve and her crew find out that the super drug being used to turn normals into crazed killers is back on the market, and it's being supported by the Los Angeles Paranormal Police Department. Having been in the Guard for the majority of her life, there are few things Eve despises more than dirty cops.
Andras, however, has the mob working smoothly at this point. He's still listing his number-one priority as finding and killing Eve, but that seems to be less of a concern to him these days. The power he's wielding topside is far greater than anything he can expect playing in House Varaz. Success at completing the Rite of Decimation would help, certainly, but he knows full well that the council will never let him rule as they should.
That means Andras has a new focus.
And that puts him at odds with Eve more than ever.
As if that wasn't bad enough, there is a new hellwolf in town who's chomping at the bit to kill Kayson, and a set of Dark Wizards who are looking to extract the Core of Discernment from Cruze.
With dirty cops handing out mind-controlling drugs like mad, Andras doing his best to bring the worst criminals into his enterprise, a new hellwolf threat, and Dark Magic users trying to unleash an old source of power...Eve has to do everything she can to keep the world intact.
But when yet another new threat is revealed, it threatens to shatter everything about the Black Ops PPD.
Pain and death are coming...
Turns out that mind-control drugs really suck...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
It was bad enough for Evangeline to spend a year running for her life. Now, she was stuck between the Houses who were hunting for her, the hellion-run mob, and an army of normals who are on a power-drug. Oh, and let's not forget the team of Directors controlling the Black Ops Paranormal Police Department...they don't give two shits about her living or dying, they just want their missions completed.
To make make matters even more fun, Andras and his merry band of asshole-hellions have taken over the mob. It provides him with a more organized way of taking out Evangeline, but it also gives him a taste of power that he's not had before. It's intoxicating.
At this point, Eve can't help but wonder if surrendering and being gutted wouldn't be the smartest choice.
It's a damn shame that all those years being mentored by Garrick had kicked her in the scruples.
Leaving the city of Los Angeles to fall under the influence of a deadly drug combination just doesn't sit well with her. Too bad that fighting against the rash of normals who are on the stuff is akin to doing battle with mindless-zombies. Not those slow, meandering type who mumble a lot, either. I'm talking the incredibly fast, ferocious kind who seriously enjoy a nice afternoon chomping on someone's throat.
But Eve has picked up the scent of something in all this, and when she unveils what she's learned, the tables begin to turn.
The worry is whether or not they'll turn before Evangeline, her team, and the city of Los Angeles gets shredded...
There's true power in binding. Too bad it's super weird...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
Evangeline's goal of surviving long enough to reclaim House Sinister is getting tougher every day, but the teachings given to her by Garrick forces her to take risks she would otherwise avoid.
The Black Ops Paranormal Police Department has learned that Salem is in charge of the local mob, and they've been tasked with assassinating him. That sounds easy enough on the face of it, but Salem is no fool. Getting to the top of a crime syndicate is not easy, and he's protected himself nicely. Plus, he's loaded with trigger-happy goons who rather enjoy inflicting pain and death.
To make matters worse, there's only one way Eve can build the strength needed to destroy Salem. She'll have to bind with Kayson. The problem is that there hasn't been a hellion bound with a hellwolf since the Old War, over one hundred years ago. That means they have no clue how to manage their new situation, and it's not like there's a user's manual.
But they need the power.
And they'll need even more than that, if they're to succeed. Seeing that Eve can't let the innocents of Los Angeles fall under the oncoming rash of drugs planned by Salem and his goons, she binds with Kayson and the world immediately changes.
Unfortunately, there's a particular hellion named Andras who happens to also have his eye on Salem's enterprise. Seeing it as the perfect stepping stone for allowing him to finally kill Eve, he makes his move against the Los Angeles crime boss at the same time as the Black Ops PPD.
So what happens when two hellions want the same thing, and both are willing to do anything to get it?
All hell breaks loose, of course...
They thought they could destroy House Sinister for good, but they weren’t expecting Evangeline...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
Evangeline was living a great life in the Badlands as a Guard at House Sinister, but her world is shattered when three rival Houses attack. She's forced to watch as her mentor and father figure is slaughtered.
His dying command: The House must survive at all costs.
She escapes to the upperworld, landing her in the middle of Los Angeles, where she possesses the body of a wealthy philanthropist.
Nice.
Too bad she catches the eye of the Black Ops Paranormal Police Department. In exchange for keeping her identity a secret, she agrees to work for the undercover organization.
Lovely.
There are killers hunting for her, and the PPD is putting her life on the line daily, but rage is on her side. All she has to do is survive one year and then she can bring honor back to House Sinister. Besides, it'll give her the chance to kill a handful of the vicious bastards, and that's a perk she'll gladly embrace.
When that year is up, though, Evangeline will return to the Badlands with her two best friends: Pain and Death.
Some truths you just don't want to know...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
After Keller decimated the Netherworld PPD, Piper and her crew take it upon themselves to bring the fight to him.
But is there a traitor in their midst?
Only time will tell...
They head topside to New York City and the fun begins. Battling drones in Central Park kicks off a string of events that pits all of Keller's goons against the squad. They're completely overwhelmed until the entirety of the NY PPD gets involved...but even that may not be enough to take down the evil mage and his powerful entourage.
They'll need to give everything they've got if they're to even have a chance of dethroning the bastard. The bottom line is that if Keller survives this time, the world falls.
Fortunately, Piper & Payne have a heroic turtle on their side...
The fae queen is beautiful. Too bad it's only skin deep...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
Temperance is the queen of the fae. After tasting true power at the hands of an evil mage, she's bent on ruling the Netherworld. She wants it all...and she wants it now.
The chief of the Netherworld PPD calls all hands on deck to fight this new threat. But there's a problem. Piper and Payne are Retrievers, which means they have no jurisdiction in the Netherworld. Worse, their trainees, Officers Brazen and Kix, have been kidnapped by the fae. Even more fun, they get assigned a stoned wizard who has a serious case of the munchies.
Piper & Payne have to break the rules and sneak into Faeland if they're to stop all of this.
Getting caught is not an option, and failure means the end of the Netherworld as they know it.
It's a shame there's a psychopathic torturer who has other plans for them...
Sometimes you just need to blow things up...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
Keller wants to take over the Netherworld PPD. After decades of waiting, he's finally weakened the precinct enough to take his shot. Now is the time to strike.
It'll take everything the PPD has to stand their ground and stop him. But sometimes numbers just aren't enough. They've been depleted pretty badly. Worse, there are far more rookies than veterans at this point. Even more fun, Reaper's beloved turtle, Agnes, has ended up in a bit of a pickle, which is only slightly better than becoming the main ingredient in a bowl of soup. She's trapped in the PPD building with Keller and his goons.
Piper & Payne have to find a way to get into that building, save Agnes, and destroy Keller's plans.
Easier said than done.
If they fail, Keller will finish what Temperance started...taking over the Netherworld.
Do Piper & Payne have what it takes to save the precinct a second time?
She hates asking for backup...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
Officers Piper Shaw and Reaper Payne are at it again. This time in San Fransisco.
Lucien Bane wants blood. After turning from a mild-mannered wolf into a near-uber who is bent on dominating the city, he's now taken up shop in Alcatraz. And he's not alone. He's convinced a number of wolves to follow him by claiming he's descended from a god.
Fun.
With the fate of San Fransisco in their hands, Piper and Payne must pull out all the stops. They'll dig deep as they fight through Fisherman's Wharf, deal with difficult hotel clerks, and even play dress-up to entice Bane's minions out of a seedy nightclub. But none of that can prepare them for the ferocity of what's to come.
When push comes to shove, will Piper finally admit she needs the one thing she hates to ask for? Namely...backup.
She never wanted a damn partner...This series is loaded with dirty jokes and adult language.
Meet Piper Shaw. She's one of the Netherworld Paranormal Police Department's toughest. She's also an immortal, and she's got one hell of a chip on her shoulder.
Meet Reaper Payne. He's an actual reaper. Yes, one of those guys who ferries the dead. Unfortunately, he broke a rule of his order, and it was a doozy. His punishment is to dwell alongside the living for one hundred years.
They're both Retrievers in the PPD. Essentially, they hunt in the Overworld to bring back supernaturals who have overstayed their welcome.
Piper is clear about one thing: She does not want a partner.
They just became partners.
Gallien Cross is an escaped prisoner. He's been turning normals in the Overworld into vampire zombies. His goal is to build an army that will keep him from going back to prison.
Piper and Reaper must put aside their differences as they battle through tough goons, vampire zombies, and Cross himself.
But there are some unexpected outcomes, and when she finally learns the full story, it may just be too late for everyone…
Somebody has daddy issues...The Vegas PPD is loaded with dirty jokes, adult language, and pervy situations. No, it's NOT erotica (sorry). ;)
Four amalgamites are searching for their brother and they're willing to kill the cops in the Las Vegas PPD to get to him.
There's only supposed to be one amalgamite in existence, at least that's what Ian Dex thought. All his life, he'd believed that there were no others like him. He was alone in the world. Now, though? Instant family. And just like most families, this is seriously dysfunctional bunch.
The toughest part of all this is that the crew of the Vegas PPD are under threat. Why the amalgamites are bent on their destruction is still up in the air, but Ian has to do everything he can to protect them.
So, he does the only thing he can think of to ensure their safety.
He sends them to hell.
On the plus side, that means he'll get to train with those sexy Netherworld dwellers known as the valkyries. Silver lining. Too bad they're intent on kicking the crap out of him as he prepares for the final showdown.
On the far more negative side, there's something more to all of this that will shake Ian's world to the core, and may even set the entirety of Topside and the Netherworld on a spiral of furious destruction...
A vampire's bite sucks, but it's also quite powerful...The Vegas PPD is loaded with dirty jokes, adult language, and pervy situations. No, it's NOT erotica (sorry). ;)
When Las Vegas Paranormal Police Chief Ian Dex is injected with a healthy dose of vampire venom, he gains access to power like he's never known. He's faster, stronger, and his ability to do magic is on the rise, too.
The problem is that he's becoming too powerful. That makes him a target, and there is no shortage of people who'd love to see the Vegas police chief pushing up daisies.
But it gets worse...
The venom has made Ian grumpy, demanding, and dark. Normally, this would be fine, but Rachel Cress is finding his newfound brooding angst to be rather sexy indeed. When he growls and roars, she coos and melts.
Chicks, man.
But it turns out the venom has infected more people than just Ian Dex. It's surging through supernaturals all over the Vegas Strip.
Translation: someone is building a venomous army.
Ian and his crew have to stop them before the Strip sinks into a hedonistic blood bath. If that happens, all bets are off.
The question is how long Ian can hold out before his mind is consumed...
