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Gangsters, Vampires & Zombies Raise Holy Hell in…
1-800-VAMPIRE!
If you're a sex-crazed gangbanger, be careful what you wish for...
Victor Dracull is a vampire with a sense of humor, so he tells his three luscious female acolytes that they must each drink the blood of a murderer if they want to be able to go out in the sunlight to work on their tans. Then he places an ad in a skin magazine to lure suitable donors to them.
Duke Crandall and his pals are fresh from a spree of robbery and murder and anxious to spend their ill-gotten gains on sexual delights, so they enthusiastically respond to the ad.
On their way to Count Victor's domain, they spice things up by kidnapping a rich teenage sexpot and her namby-pamby boyfriend, sucking them into the zany supernatural world they are about to unwittingly step into.
Who will end up with the stolen money? Who will get the high-powered sex that they crave?
And who will end up undead?
The answers unfold in the wild and crazy wrap-up of...
1-800-VAMPIRE!
FROM THE AUTHOR OF THE HORROR CLASSIC 'NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD'
The evil soul of a witch doctor lives on in the body of Simon, the great jungle beast who leads his human followers – the Panther People – in their orgies of lust and blood.
Now the innocent Martin family, George, Peg, and their beautiful daughter Jenny, on vacation, will stumble upon this gruesome cult – trapped in a desert nightmare of terror and death.
In the quiet wasteland the sound of their own pulse will be all they can hear.
But somewhere in the dark night, outside their lonely hotel room, there is something breathing . . .
For once Simon has your scent – he will not stop until he tastes your warm, fresh blood . . .
'The most unique vampire story since 'SALEMS LOT.' - George A. Romero
'A gripping plotline and good old-fashioned Gothic horror.' - Fangoria
For two hundred years, he has rested. Now he rises. Now he will be satisfied. Nothing can stop him. No one can resist him.
Benjamin Latham is young and handsome, his eighteenth-century mind wakened to a bizarre twentieth-century world. And there is the need deep within . . . an animal need, frightening, murderous, unholy . . . a vital need that must be fed.
And with his need comes a power over men and women to do his bidding, to quiet his dark craving . . .
Until the murders begin.
And the inquiries. All suggesting the same hideous truth.
Now Benjamin must find a sanctuary: a lover, a partner, a friend. Someone who can share his darkness. Someone he can lead to . . . The Awakening.
