Audiobooks by Alfie Moore

It’s a Fair Cop: Series 7-9: Winner of the Best Comedy ARIA, the beloved BBC Radio 4 stand-up show

"A third collection of stand-up comedy series from ex-police officer Alfie Moore Winner of the 2026 Best Comedy ARIA Ever wondered what sort of a copper you might make? In these three series, policeman turned stand-up Alfie Moore gives his audience of deputies the chance to find out, as he swears them in and presents them with some real-life scenarios to see how they’ll deal with the dilemmas he faced. Sharing hilarious anecdotes from his time on the front line and giving a helpful breakdown of the ins and outs of British law, he invites them to explain what decisions they would have made – and why... With 18 years’ experience as a bobby on the beat, Alfie’s seen it all, and the stories from his casebook range from a delicate situation involving a worried daughter, an elderly father and his much younger girlfriend to a caravan conundrum, a neighbour dispute that turns dangerous and a potential case of coercive control. He also tackles the thorny issue of knife crime, takes us through the 10-week journey of training a new recruit – and tells a heartwarming tale of our favourite canine copper, Zeus the Police Dog. Also included is a Christmas Special, in which Alfie introduces us to a cavalcade of festive characters, including a gas station Grinch, an inebriated Mary and Joseph, and a Christmas Eve saviour. Series 7: - Workplace Theft - Custody Officer - Vulnerable Adult - Student Officer - Caravan Conundrum - Speeding Christmas Special Series 8: - Bounty Hunter - Anger Management - Top Dog - Knife Crime - The Make Off - Domestic Violence Series 9: - Bus Stop Assault - Freedom of Expression - Suspicious Death - Citizen’s Arrest - The Steelworks - Misrepresentation Production credits Written and presented by Alfie Moore Produced by Sam Holmes Script Editor: Will Ing Production Co-ordinators: Katie Baum, Becky Carewe-Jeffries & Caroline Barlow A BBC Studios Production © 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. (P) 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd"

Alfie Moore (Author), Alfie Moore (Narrator)

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It’s a Fair Cop: Series 4-6: Winner of the Best Comedy ARIA, the beloved BBC Radio 4 stand-up show

"Winner of the 2026 Best Comedy ARIA Ever wondered what sort of a police officer you might make? In Series 4-6, Alfie dives into deeper topics than before. How many times were you filmed without your knowledge today? What is the legacy of ASBOs? Alfie takes the audience with him as he navigates the twisted world of government surveillance. Alfie Moore spent 18 years on the Humberside police force before turning to stand-up comedy. In each episode of this live stand-up show, he takes his audience through a scenario based on a real-life case and tasks them with deciding how they would have acted in the circumstances. Along the way Alfie spills the beans on what it's really like to be one of Britain's finest, tells us some great anecdotes about law breakers and makers that he's come across and gets his audience to divulge secrets about their own, sometimes less than strictly law-abiding lives. Series 4: 1. The Wrath of Zeus 2. Office Banter 3. Hedgerow Hedge Row 4. Pass the Person 5. Misper Mervyn Series 5: 1. Police Complaints 2. Babysitter 3. Wild Westwood 4. Informant Series 6: 1. Dog Theft 2. Malicious Communication 3. Sudden Death 4. Vehicle Stop 5. Exposure 6. Policing Covid Written and performed by Alfie Moore. Produced by Alison Vernon-Smith. © 2020 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (p) 2020 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd"

Alfie Moore (Author), Alfie Moore (Narrator)

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It's a Fair Cop: Series 1-3: Winner of the Best Comedy ARIA, the beloved BBC Radio 4 stand-up show

"Winner of the 2026 Best Comedy ARIA Ever wondered what sort of a police officer you might make? Alfie Moore spent eighteen years on the Humberside police force before turning to stand-up comedy. In each episode of this live stand up show, he takes his audience through a scenario based on a real life case, and tasks them with deciding how they would have acted in the circumstances. From drink driving to a missing gnome, road traffic collisions to the tricky subject of Stop and Search, not to mention a case in which you must imagine what it would be like if Bruce Lee came from Scunthorpe and had been hammering the kebabs for twenty years… Along the way Alfie spills the beans on what it's really like to be one of Britain's finest, tells us some great anecdotes about law breakers and makers that he's come across and gets his audience to divulge secrets about their own, sometimes less than strictly law-abiding lives. 'Genuinely funny, sharp observational comedy....deftly done' - Chortle 'Brilliantly funny, genuinely hilarious' - David Mitchell 'A large dash of police gallows humour' - The Telegraph 'Offbeat, revealing and very funny' - Daily Mail 'A very funny man' - Rhod Gilbert Series 1 1: Duncan Driver 2: Peaceful Protest 3: Ethel's Day Out Series 2 1: Gobby Nobby 2: An Englishman’s Home 3: Trevor the Twoc’er 4: Spliffhanger (or Searching Question) 5: Help, I’m Being Harassed 6: Property Predicament Series 3 1: Barry the Burglar 2: Punching Judy 3: Cedric the Gnome 4: Collision Decision Written and performed by Alfie Moore Produced by Alison Vernon-Smith"

Alfie Moore (Author), Alfie Moore, Full Cast (Narrator)

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